hippigirl

Fun loving hippigirl, I enjoy country living, flea markets,reading , motocycles, woodworking ,puppies , family, Full moons .I'm 41 yrs old and almost a grandma.I am married to a great guy who lets me be me.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Twas' the night before Thanksgiving

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.TOSSING AND TURNING IN ANTICIPATION,THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,'TILL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE
GROUND.I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING FLOATING INTO THE SKY,WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES,HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE.MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

6 Comments:

  • At 6:51 AM, Blogger marge said…

    really cute !!!!haqve a good day, can't wait for turkey day tommarow.

     
  • At 10:12 AM, Blogger sandegaye said…

    Thank you for that happy wish! Oh that the food would stay off my thighs.. & these childbearing hips.. ;o)
    I hope you have the happiest of holidays!

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger dc said…

    Happy Thanksgiving to all in your holler.

     
  • At 6:26 PM, Blogger MomThatsNuts said…

    Ahhh thanks honey! You have a great turkey day too!!!!!!
    and all your critters too...

    Mom

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Blogger Opie Outlaw said…

    I READ YOUR POST..WITH MUCH SURPRISE...WHY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I LOVE BIG ROUND THIGHS.

    Merry Thanksgiving
    Op~

     
  • At 9:34 PM, Blogger Opie Outlaw said…

    Oh...you have too many "_______" lines in there...take about a third off ...it's throwing your sidebar to the bottom of the page with IE browser...We won't even go there about Firefox browser..totally different.

     

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